Snorkels

A man had been on a desert island for a number of months after his boat got into difficulties and sank. As he was sitting on the beach staring out to sea on a hot afternoon he noticed a someone coming out from the water in a wetsuit and flippers. Until they got closer and the goggles and Snorkel came off he saw that it was a beautiful woman. "Hi" she said. "You look like you could use some help" "Trust me" he said "I haven’t been able to get off this island for the longest time. I’d do almost anything to get off this island and have a smoke" The lady unzipped her wetsuit slightly and dug inside and pulled out a cigarette and a lighter. She placed the cigarette in his mouth and lit it. "Boy what iwouldn’t give for a beer" he sighed. Again she reached into her wetsuit and pulled out a beer, opened it and gave it to him. She then slowly undid her zipper exposing her cleavage. "How’d you like to play around?" she asked "Wow" he exclaimed "You have a set of golf clubs in there too!!?"

Funny! Good one. 8/10.

!!!solve!!!?

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